The Beginner's Philosophy Triangle Test
Scatterbrains
This test has failed to find a trend in your way of thinking. There could be many reasons for this, some of which might be:
- You really are that random, and may or may not have a philosophical bone in your body.
- This test isn't good enough yet, and there is a reasonable explanation for why one of your scores isn't high enough.
- You let social desirability control some of your answers, and need to be brutally honest with yourself.
- I'm completely full of shit.
Let me know if you think there's a method behind your madness that my test couldn't pin down.
Your power animal is the: Platypus
What the fuck are you?
"Yeah, they still make me."

All possible test results
Objectivism
Congratulations, the test has discovered a trend. Your philosophy is dependant on Objectivism! Objectivism holds that: Metaphysics: Reality exists independent from conscious... Read more
Semi-Subjectivism
Oh, so close. This test was unable to detect a major trend, but you aren't a Scatterbrains. This is because your results are limited to two philosophical influenc... Read more
Semi-Intrinsicism
Oh, so close. This test was unable to detect a major trend, but you aren't a Scatterbrains. This is because your results are limited to two philosophical influences, Object... Read more
Intrinsicism
Congratulations, the test has discovered a trend. Your philosophy is dependant on Intrinsicism! Intrinsicism holds that: Metaphysics: Reality is based on intrinsic values. -... Read more
Subjectivism
Congratulations, the test has discovered a trend. Your philosophy is dependant on Subjectivism! Subjectivism holds that: Metaphysics: Reality exists only in the mind. - ... Read more
Intrinsically Subjective?
I really hope no one ever legitimately gets this result. Um, okay. The test has not only failed to detect a major trend, but your result only seems to indicate you are never obje... Read more
Scatterbrains
This test has failed to find a trend in your way of thinking. There could be many reasons for this, some of which might be: - You really are that random, and may or may not have a philosophi... Read more