The Beginner's Philosophy Triangle Test
Semi-Subjectivism
Oh, so close. This test was unable to detect a major trend, but you aren't a Scatterbrains. This is because your results are limited to two philosophical influences, Objectivism and Subjectivism. Subjectivism holds that:
Metaphysics: Reality exists only in the mind. - I think, therefore I am.
Epistomology: Knoweldge is generated in the mind without reference to reality. - There is no absolute truth.
Ethics: Values are subjective. - There is no good and bad, except what people think is good and bad.
Politics: Usually leftist, but ranging from communism to anarchy to absolute democracy (pirate ship politics). - The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
And Objectivism holds that:
Metaphysics: Reality exists independent from consciousness. - Existence exists, facts are facts.
Epistomology: Human beings can gain objective knoweldge from perception through concept formation. - Reason is man's means of survival, success, and knowledge.
Ethics: The proper moral purpose of one's life is the pursuit of one's own happiness or rational self-interest. - Man is an end in himself.
Politics: The only social system consistent with this morality is full respect for individual rights, embodied in pure, consensual laissez-faire capitalism. - Give me liberty, or give me death.
The only thing this test is sure of is that you aren't an Intrinsicist. The remaining options are many:
- You could be a budding objectivist, and your desire to give socially desirable answers is keeping you from answering as such.
- You could be a real subjectivist, and some of my questions are simply biased towards Objectivism.
- Your answers do actually follow a consistent train of logic I have failed to account for: let me know which questions you think may have been a problem, so my test can improve.
Your power animal is the: Wolf
Wolves are dangerous pack hunters, but can survive as individuals as well if they learn to assess their surroundings. More free-spirited and wild than the Dog (no shit, right?).
"These guys are assholes, but hell at least I'm eating well."

All possible test results
Objectivism
Congratulations, the test has discovered a trend. Your philosophy is dependant on Objectivism! Objectivism holds that: Metaphysics: Reality exists independent from conscious... Read more
Semi-Subjectivism
Oh, so close. This test was unable to detect a major trend, but you aren't a Scatterbrains. This is because your results are limited to two philosophical influenc... Read more
Semi-Intrinsicism
Oh, so close. This test was unable to detect a major trend, but you aren't a Scatterbrains. This is because your results are limited to two philosophical influences, Object... Read more
Intrinsicism
Congratulations, the test has discovered a trend. Your philosophy is dependant on Intrinsicism! Intrinsicism holds that: Metaphysics: Reality is based on intrinsic values. -... Read more
Subjectivism
Congratulations, the test has discovered a trend. Your philosophy is dependant on Subjectivism! Subjectivism holds that: Metaphysics: Reality exists only in the mind. - ... Read more
Intrinsically Subjective?
I really hope no one ever legitimately gets this result. Um, okay. The test has not only failed to detect a major trend, but your result only seems to indicate you are never obje... Read more
Scatterbrains
This test has failed to find a trend in your way of thinking. There could be many reasons for this, some of which might be: - You really are that random, and may or may not have a philosophi... Read more