Their result for The Beginner's Philosophy Triangle Test ...

Scatterbrains

5 Objectivity, -4 Subjectivity and -1 Intrinsicity!

This test has failed to find a trend in your way of thinking. There could be many reasons for this, some of which might be:

- You really are that random, and may or may not have a philosophical bone in your body.

- This test isn't good enough yet, and there is a reasonable explanation for why one of your scores isn't high enough.

- You let social desirability control some of your answers, and need to be brutally honest with yourself.

- I'm completely full of shit.

Let me know if you think there's a method behind your madness that my test couldn't pin down.

Your power animal is the: Platypus

What the fuck are you?

 

 

 

"Yeah, they still make me."

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Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Objectivity Distribution

    They scored 5% on Objectivity, higher than 20% of your peers.

  • Subjectivity Distribution

    They scored -4% on Subjectivity, higher than 37% of your peers.

  • Intrinsicity Distribution

    They scored -1% on Intrinsicity, higher than 91% of your peers.

All possible test results

Objectivism

Congratulations, the test has discovered a trend. Your philosophy is dependant on Objectivism! Objectivism holds that: Metaphysics: Reality exists independent from conscious... Read more

Semi-Subjectivism

Oh, so close. This test was unable to detect a major trend, but you aren't a Scatterbrains. This is because your results are limited to two philosophical influenc... Read more

Semi-Intrinsicism

Oh, so close. This test was unable to detect a major trend, but you aren't a Scatterbrains. This is because your results are limited to two philosophical influences, Object... Read more

Intrinsicism

Congratulations, the test has discovered a trend. Your philosophy is dependant on Intrinsicism! Intrinsicism holds that: Metaphysics: Reality is based on intrinsic values. -... Read more

Subjectivism

Congratulations, the test has discovered a trend. Your philosophy is dependant on Subjectivism! Subjectivism holds that: Metaphysics: Reality exists only in the mind. - ... Read more

Intrinsically Subjective?

I really hope no one ever legitimately gets this result.   Um, okay.  The test has not only failed to detect a major trend, but your result only seems to indicate you are never obje... Read more

Scatterbrains

This test has failed to find a trend in your way of thinking. There could be many reasons for this, some of which might be: - You really are that random, and may or may not have a philosophi... Read more

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