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Charlie Barrette

"I make movies that nobody will see. I've made movies that even I have never seen."

Also known as Carlo Bartolucci, you are a group of youths' biggest mistake. They have kidnapped you, tied you to a chair, and cut off your finger. Unphased, you slowly work your way into their minds and turn them against each other. You are a mobster and sly, creepy and more than able to handle yourself. Too bad you're tied to a chair.

- "If anybody wants to hold hands with my dick, I insist he buy me a drink first. I mean, after all, I'm not asking for dinner and dancing. You know, I'm not asking for a commitment."

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Humorousness Distribution

    They scored 8% on Humorousness, higher than 54% of your peers.

  • Creepiness Distribution

    They scored 3% on Creepiness, higher than 3% of your peers.

  • Intentions Distribution

    They scored 0% on Intentions, higher than 45% of your peers.

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