Their result for The What You'd Buy At My Sex Shop Test ...

VIRGIN!!

You scored 25% Kinkiness!

Ok, so you'd cheat. Maybe you're still a virgin, maybe you just cant get laid, but either way, it wouldnt be a sex toy you buy from my store, it'd be some lingerie... Probably the kind my grandma wears to bed... Not that my grandma wears crotchless panties or anything.. actually, I dont know if she does, but either way, you dont. So I dubb you, the VIRGIN

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • kinkiness Distribution

    They scored 25% on kinkiness, higher than 1% of your peers.

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