The What You'd Buy At My Sex Shop Test

All possible test results

PornShop Non-Shopper

Come on.. You wouldn't buy anything from a porn shop.. It's not that you dont do kinky things, it's that you wouldnt admit it.. you'd rather rub your genitals on your little rubber ducky and satisfyin... Read more

VIRGIN!!

Ok, so you'd cheat. Maybe you're still a virgin, maybe you just cant get laid, but either way, it wouldnt be a sex toy you buy from my store, it'd be some lingerie... Probably the kind my grandma wear... Read more

Missionary

So maybe you're a virgin, maybe you really can get laid. Either way, it's missionary for you honey. Whether your masturbating to your favorite N*Sync poster, or gettin it on with your 300+lbs hubby, y... Read more

Little Peter

So, you got a small winkie and you need to fix it.. huh? Well, the first step to fixing yourself is to admit there's a problem. You know what you want, even if it is a little sad that you need it. Con... Read more

Porn Addict

Well.. you must be the person I see ever 3 days sitting and sifting through the DVDs all day long. So you're a regular. You're still a little sad, maybe a little lonely. I know a great bar down the st... Read more

Professional

well.. you know what you like, and you know what you need. So maybe you're using a little vibe to get off while your partner sits behind you playing with themselves. You know how you like it, but reme... Read more

Expert Pornstar

So... The jackrabbit eh? Yes. You are the expert. You have all the toys. you're just expanding your collection. You're probably a regular. If you are, may I interest you in a jack rabbit? Someone like... Read more