Their result for The Surrealist Nightmare Survival Test ...

Fat American Stupid

You scored 17 Shape Shifting, 5 Outwittingthing, 20 Retromorph, and 5 Innovation!

Haven't you heard, MECCA is a holy place Your desire to destroy it is racist and disgusting I hate you Fucking American Hate You have a 97.32% chance of survival!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Shape Shifting Distribution

    They scored 17% on Shape Shifting, higher than 7% of your peers.

  • Outwittingthing Distribution

    They scored 5% on Outwittingthing, higher than 1% of your peers.

  • Retromorph Distribution

    They scored 20% on Retromorph, higher than 9% of your peers.

  • Innovation Distribution

    They scored 5% on Innovation, higher than 0% of your peers.

All possible test results

Fat American Stupid

Haven't you heard, MECCA is a holy place Your desire to destroy it is racist and disgusting I hate you Fucking American Hate You have a 97.32% chance of survival! Read more

Artist

You are stupid, and can't shift shapes, and are not very violent However, you are have boundless creativity, the better to create a dark polytextural surrealist nightmare world from which you will ne... Read more

Retromorph

Retromorph means old fashioned and violent You probably didn't figure that out chances of survival- 69% Read more

Picasso

Violent and Innovative, you are picasso, or a similarly godlike and terrible modernist. You will survive yourself, but no one else will. Chances of Survival 43% Read more

The Brain

One is a genius, the other's insane. Sadly, to be interesting one must be both. Bunny dick. Chances of Survival e^2% Read more

Andy Warhol

You are nice Valerie Solaris(sp) will shoot you chances of survival 0% chances of survival 0% chances of survival 0% chances of survival 0% chances of survival 0% chances of survival 0% chance... Read more

Tricky and Mean

You are like Stalin, you will survive all the monkey dinosaurs and everyone else will be all the poorer for it, but everyone will like you, which is baffeling, but you are very tricky.......and mean. ... Read more

Hitler/Wagner

Everyone loves you but next time try less antisemitism and oozing bile, then they'll love you more! ALso, your score in shape shifting is bad. You chances of survival are 50%, 99% for Wagner, 1% for... Read more

Category 9

Description 9 15 awesome category descriptions, 16 categorys Read more

Bowie Coltrane

You are a shape shifting innovator and a sexy, sexy fool, but you are a fool. You're not violent----------------- Lou Reed could beat you up. Chances of survival 36.89% Read more

The Phantom Menice

Wow, violent, old fashioned and able to change shape at will. You'd make an awesome super villan, unlike the lame ass vilans found in star warz. FEAR you leet skillz, and badfullness, all do. chanc... Read more

Oxen like dumbness

U_R- STTUUU- pa- id ufortunately Like a battle oxen Battle oxen engage! Chances of survival 20,30 percents Read more

Sprite

You are tricky and shape shifting. That makes you sound like a fairy tale creature, or coyote, or bugs bunny. You don't have the innovation or violence to be a hellenic god. Stop ripping off the bear... Read more

My new boyfriend

You know me, tzephery, congradulations OMG I love you, Read more

Boring

You are boring Boring like Some Steak Chicken Burger King Not the new awesome burger king commercials Led Zeppelienein You! chances of survival- boring percent! Read more

Zeus/King of Cosmos

Hail Colby Hail, your streets are made of gold Stand beside us and elide us lala lalallaalala chance of survival is very very high percent Read more

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