Total Kiwi...

Well well well... What do we have here. Basically, you have no idea how to speak correctly, you cuddle sheep for warmth, and really need to spend the rest of your life drinking copius amounts of VB, eating piss loads of meat pies, and stop touching up those cute little farm animals. Only then do you have the slightest chance of curing yourself of your heritage. It's not all bad though... theres always next life :-P

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Normal Human...

Your answers have proven that you are not, infact, a Kiwi, or of Kiwi descent. You are so straight down the middle of the line, you could never be mistaken for one of our funny little friends. You m... Read more

Total Kiwi...

Well well well... What do we have here. Basically, you have no idea how to speak correctly, you cuddle sheep for warmth, and really need to spend the rest of your life drinking copius amounts of VB, ... Read more

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