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The Girl O My Dreams

You scored 100 intelligence and 100 sex-ay!

Wow. Seriously. Equal parts hot and brilliant. The kind of girl that would make bells chime and religious people fall to their knees. The kind of girl that would make the synapses of my brain spark with enamored life. The kind of girl that could make me be able to lie down in a field on a sunny day and tell time without a watch. Brains and babe-ness, you've got it all. You're quite a catch, you. Well done.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • intelligence Distribution

    They scored 100% on intelligence, higher than 100% of your peers.

  • sex-ay Distribution

    They scored 100% on sex-ay, higher than 100% of your peers.

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