The are you really an asshole? Test

All possible test results

Pollyanna

You're so nice, you've never even hurt a fly. Your mother loves you and all your friends think you're really nice. Problem is, people respect a little backbone. You think James Dean or Angelina... Read more

Eagle Scout

Admit it, you slow way down when there's a squirrel in the road. You wouldn't want the death of an innocent animal on your conscience. But you've been known to kill bugs, and you've also been known to... Read more

Ferris Bueller

You've hit a small animal or two in the road and hey, what can you say? It's Darwinism; only the smartest survive. But when a stray puppy comes running up to your house, you'd probably feed it and giv... Read more

George Costanza

You're an asshole and you know it. You may not have scored the highest, but you're definitely the worst of the bunch. You speed up when you see a cat in the road and probably swerve towards joggers, t... Read more

Scrooge

You're a supreme asshole, but you don't even know it! You believe all the lies you tell, and you're so deluded, you even think you're a nice person! Wake up! Everyone hates you, and NO, it's NOT THEM,... Read more