Scrooge

You're a supreme asshole, but you don't even know it! You believe all the lies you tell, and you're so deluded, you even think you're a nice person! Wake up! Everyone hates you, and NO, it's NOT THEM, it's YOU. If all your friends are jerks, chances are, it's really you who's the jerk. If all your exboyfriends/exgirlfriends hate you, it's not because men/women are stupid, it's because you're a horrible person. Smell the coffee before you die alone! Your only redeeming quality is your ignorance. People will forgive you all the hurt you've caused if you realize you're an asshole and make an effort to change. Don't stick your head in an oven, it's not too late!

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