The Which Vegetable Are You? Test

All possible test results

Underpants Rash!

Wow. You took a test to determine what vegetable you are, and you came out as Underpants Rash. Thats pretty disgusting. You're a dumbass rash and everyone hates you! Congratulations! Read more

Eggplant!

You're an eggplant! You are not very friendly, which means people don't like to be around you very much, even though you like to have friends. You are pretty smart though, and you probably tend to get... Read more

Tomato!

Big, smart and confident, you're a shiny red tomato! You get thrown at people for horrible performances, and you're happy about that! You always seem to hit them exactly in the right places! People al... Read more

Roast Beef Sandwich!

You're the open-faced roast beef sandwich! Is this a vegetable? Who knows. You're somehow smart, confident and insecure at the same time. Probably because no one really knows what you think about in t... Read more

Baby Carrots!

You're the itty bitty baby carrots! Since you're a baby carrot, you probably still have yet to experience the world, huh? But you're pretty secure with all of your tiny carrot friends, and thats all t... Read more

Intestines!

You're the intestines! You're not very friendly, pretty unintelligent and really insecure, huh? Some people would say you're pretty much full of crap, just like your intestines! You're not well loved ... Read more

Visi-Vegan!

You're not very friendly, and you're stupidly confident about it. However, that brings you some security. This makes you the Visi-Vegan! You're not a vegetable, but you pretend to eat vegetables just ... Read more

Mushy Pea!

You're the mushy pea! Different from a regular pea, you appear to be pea-like, but really you're just mush inside. You're not a very friendly fellow, and somehow this seems to make you feel confident.... Read more

The Frozen Pea!

Congratulations, you're the frozen, friendly pea! You're always cheerful and like to be around people. You're probably the kind of person that would give a homeless man everything in your wallet. You'... Read more

Olive!

You are the friendly olive! You are always a great addition to any party, and that's why you probably have lots of friends. You tend to be insecure, but that doesn't always get in your way. People thi... Read more

Lemon!

You're qualifications exceed those of an average vegetable, making you the big, plump and shiny Lemon! You're a friendly and confident person, which tends to make other people around you quite happy! ... Read more

Asparagus!

You're the easy-going Asparagus! You tend to be very friendly, which people like about you, however, you're still insecure for some reason. At times you can be fairly confident, though, because health... Read more

Corn!

You're the happy-go-lucky unshucked corn! You're a very friendly fellow, and tend to be everywhere at once, but no one seems to ever notice you! Aww. You always have jokes to share with people, but so... Read more

Yam!

You're the friendly Yam that everyone seems to hate! We mash you and mush you into paste, which can give you some insecurity. But even with all of that, you always tend to be cheerful when you're arou... Read more

Mushroom!

You're the fungus, also known as the Mushroom! Somehow, people tend to think you're a vegetable, but we know better. You're very friendly and confident, and that's why people love you. Even hippies lo... Read more

Cucumber Or Pickle!

You're the very mixed up Cucumber or Pickle! You're such a combination of everything, no one can even determine what you are! Not even me. Wow, I'm stumped. Good job! Read more