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Puny Man

You scored ###! Did you prove your manliness?

You're more manly than a Girly Man but not by much. Steroids might help, but I doubt it. Listen you should go beat up a Girly Man and feel better about yourself. Just like the Girly Man you probably can't satisfy your woman. However, there is still hope in your future. You can find a Manly Man to study under, or you can watch more sports and drink more and have more sex. You should go hunting and eat more meat, try lifting more weights, there is still hope for you.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Manliness Distribution

    They scored 42% on Manliness, higher than 37% of your peers.

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Girly Man

Bah!!! Puny little girl. Obviously you didn't prove your manliness. Your woman must be disappointed with your lack of manliness. But you may be able to become more manly. First, stop wearing women's u... Read more

Puny Man

You're more manly than a Girly Man but not by much. Steroids might help, but I doubt it. Listen you should go beat up a Girly Man and feel better about yourself. Just like the Girly Man you probably c... Read more

The Man

Ah The Man. You're so manly it clouds your judgement on occasion and you can be counted up there with the best of them like that guy that used a .22 as a fuse in his truck and shot himself in the test... Read more

Manly Man

Compared to you all other men are mear mortals. You're probably a Firefighter or a Police Officer or a Lumberjack or a Soldier or all of the above. Your manliness is so much that it probably clouds yo... Read more

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