Ford Escort RS Turbo
Ha ha ha! Look at the picture. Look carefully. That's you on the right, talking about your pride and joy. You're a Chav. If you don't know what that is, look it up and face the music. Deny it, do what you want, it's the truth. Spoilers, mud flaps, alloys, paint jobs, there's no such thing as too much. Pimp My Ride is probably your favourite TV program.
As if this wasn't bad enough, you don't have an abundance of style, class, self respect or power. You have just enough style to try and pimp up your car in nice shiny colours, and you also have enough of a thirst for power that you go for something mid-ranged like a 4 door Escort. But you're also a Chav, and therefore only the RS Turbo will do, pimped to the max with your homies hanging out of the windows. Bow your head in shame. People like you disgust me. Get in your Escort and chav off back to your council estate or trailer park.
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