The What Car SHOULD You Drive Test
TVR Cerbera
You're a Chav. If you don't know what that is, look it up and face the music. Deny it, do what you want, it's the truth. Spoilers, mud flaps, alloys, paint jobs, there's no such thing as too much. Pimp My Ride is probably your favourite TV program.
As if this wasn't bad enough, you don't have an abundance of style or class. You have just enough style to go for something classy - hey, a TVR is a classical English sports car after all. But you're also a Chav, and a Chav will a unbelievable thirst for power. The worst sort. So you go for the beefiest, most monstrous car TVR has to offer. Ridiculously loud, ridiculously fast, ridiculously annoying and embarassing when seen driving around a small town. Bow your head in shame. People like you disgust me. Get in your fancy TVR and chav off back to your council estate or trailer park.
All possible test results
Fiat 100
Your match - Fiat 100 Wow, I never thought anyone would fall into this category - it's a good job I decided to fill it in after all. The good news is that you're not a Chav - if you don't... Read more
Vauxhall Nova
Your match - Vauxhall Nova You're a chav. If you don't know what that is, look it up and face the music. Deny it, do what you want, it's the truth. Spoilers, mud flaps, alloys, paint job... Read more
Chrysler PT Cruiser
Your match - Chrysler PT Cruiser This is an ugly car. And it fits you perfectly. There's no need to pull that face with me, it's you that answered the questions. But then again your fac... Read more
Subaru Impreza
Your match - Subaru Impreza You're a chav. If you don't know what that is, look it up and face the music. Deny it, do what you want, it's the truth. Spoilers, mud flaps, alloys, paint jo... Read more
Ford Galaxy
Your match - Ford Galaxy This is an ugly car. And it fits you perfectly. There's no need to pull that face with me, it's you that answered the questions. But then again your face is pro... Read more
Nissan Skyline
Your match - Nissan Skyline You're a chav. If you don't know what that is, look it up and face the music. Deny it, do what you want, it's the truth. Spoilers, mud flaps, alloys, paint jo... Read more
Mazda MX-5
Your match - Mazda MX-5 Well, the good news for you is that you're not a Chav - if you don't know what this is then look it up, you'll be glad you're not one. You have a bit of style and ... Read more
Renault Clio
Your match - Renault Williams Clio You're a chav. If you don't know what that is, look it up and face the music. Deny it, do what you want, it's the truth. Spoilers, mud flaps, alloys, p... Read more
VW Golf
Your match - Volkswagen Golf Not bad, not bad at all. I think I'll just about accept the argument that you should be allowed on the road. The primary good news for you is that you're not... Read more
Ford Escort RS Turbo
Your match - Ford Escort RS Turbo Ha ha ha! Look at the picture. Look carefully. That's you on the right, talking about your pride and joy. You're a Chav. If you don't know what that i... Read more
Range Rover
Your match - Range Rover Not bad, not bad at all. I think I'll just about accept the argument that you should be allowed on the road. The primary good news for you is that you're not a C... Read more
TVR Cerbera
Your match - TVR Cerbera You're a Chav. If you don't know what that is, look it up and face the music. Deny it, do what you want, it's the truth. Spoilers, mud flaps, alloys, paint jobs,... Read more
Mini Cooper
Your match - Mini Cooper Not bad, not bad at all. I'll happily accept the argument that you should be allowed on the road. The main good news for you is that you're not a Chav - if you d... Read more
Ford GT40
Your match - Ford GT40 You're a Chav. If you don't know what that is, look it up and face the music. Deny it, do what you want, it's the truth. Spoilers, mud flaps, alloys, paint jobs, t... Read more
BMW 3 Series
Your match - BMW 3 Series Not bad, not bad at all. I'll happily accept the argument that you should be allowed on the road. The main good news for you is that you're not a Chav - if you ... Read more
Toyota Supra
Your match - Toyota Supra You're a Chav. If you don't know what that is, look it up and face the music. Deny it, do what you want, it's the truth. Spoilers, mud flaps, alloys, paint jobs... Read more
Bentley Arnage
Your match - Bentley Arnage Wow. Not bad, not bad at all. I'll happily accept the argument that you should be allowed on the road. The main good news for you is that you're not a Chav -... Read more
Pagani Zonda
Your match - Pagani Zonda You're a Chav. If you don't know what that is, look it up and face the music. Deny it, do what you want, it's the truth. Spoilers, mud flaps, alloys, paint jobs... Read more
