Their result for The Paisley Glen Test ...

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You scored 83% in Alchohol, 86% in Sociability, and 74% in Absurdity!

WOW! I *am* impressed! Not only are you a perfect Paislian candidate, you can hold your liquor, hold a conversation with anyone you meet, and hold a herring for no apparent reason. Please visit paisleyglen.com and inquire about joining up!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Alchohol Distribution

    They scored 83% on Alchohol, higher than 73% of your peers.

  • Sociability Distribution

    They scored 86% on Sociability, higher than 98% of your peers.

  • Abdurdity Distribution

    They scored 74% on Abdurdity, higher than 57% of your peers.

All possible test results

Wet Blanket

Not only can you not stand drunk people, you can't stand anyone, and you *certainly* don't have time for frivolity. Since you hate everyone and everything, you might as well go crawl into a hole to li... Read more

Mildly Suitable

Well, you don't like drunk people, who abound in Paisley Glen, but a few other Glenizens don't either. You also appear to be somewhat anti-social, which is a good thing - lots of Glenizens don't like ... Read more

Humourous Grump

Well, you can't abide drunk people, and that might be a problem. Actually, it would definately be a problem - especially given that you don't get along with people very well. However, your sense of hu... Read more

Disapointing

Well, you don't like drunk people, who abound in Paisley Glen, but a few other Glenizens don't either. You get on mildly well with people, so you might have a shot - but bear in mind that lots of us a... Read more

Hopeful

If you could just get past your dislike of drunk people, you'd have a very real shot - you're likeable and you like to laugh. You'd get along with us sober, at any rate - probably. Read more

Sober but Silly

Your funny bone, at least, is in the right place, and you seem to be just as sociable as the rest of us. If you could get over your hang up about alchohol and drunk people, you'd be all set. Read more

Frightfully Social

Well, truthfully, you wouldn't be able to stand us. We like a drink - or most of us do - and we like to be frightfully absurd - not to mention the fact that we're a rag-tag band of lovable misfits. We... Read more

Posibility

Work on your skills with your drunken friends, and on your skills with people who don't have people skills, and you might have a shot. You're very personable, though, and your sense of humour sort of ... Read more

Soberly Silly

If you could abide drunk people, or drinking yourself, you'd be a perfect candidate for the glen. Bear in mind that we're not drunk all the time, and you'll do perfectly well. Read more

Alchohol Tolerant

You do all right with drunk people, but not spectacularly. That's alright, though, because we're not *always* drunk. You also appear to be somewhat anti-social, which is a good thing - lots of Glenize... Read more

Middle of the Road

Now we're getting somewhere. You can stand people who've had too many, and you can stand some really awful jokes, not to mention that you have trouble with people-skills. You're actually a standard-is... Read more

High-end

Now we're getting somewhere. You can stand people who've had too many, and you make some really awful jokes, not to mention that you have trouble with people skills. You appear to be a high-end model ... Read more

Last Laugh Lost

If only you had a sense of humour, we might be able to tolerate your presence. Too bad! Read more

Middle of the Road

Now we're getting somewhere. You can stand people who've had too many, and you can stand some really awful jokes, not to mention that you have decent people skills.You're actually a standard-issue, mi... Read more

Severely Silly

WOW! I'm mildly impressed! You're a perfectly respectable paislian candidate! You can tolerate your liquor, tolerate most people you meet, and you're delightfully silly!. Please visit paisleyglen.com ... Read more

Category 16

If only you had a sense of humour, you'd be a wonderful candidate. So sorry, but we can't help you here. Muffins! Read more

High End

You're fairly suitable - you can tolerate drunk people (if you have to), you're wonderful at talking to just about anyone you meet, and you're reasonably silly. Please visit paisleyglen.com directly t... Read more

Top Shelf

WOW! I *am* impressed! Not only are you a perfect Paislian candidate, you can hold your liquor, hold a conversation with anyone you meet, and hold a herring for no apparent reason. Please visit paisle... Read more

Boozehound

Although you can drink with abandon, you seem to be a shut-in with no sense of humour. Two out of three might not be bad, but one certainly is. Sorry. Read more

Boozy Beggar

You're one of us as far as booze is concerned, and you're mildly absurd, but you really don't have the social skills necessary to deal with us. Sorry, try again later when you can stand people. Read more

High End

WOW! I *am* impressed! Not only are you a perfect Paislian candidate, you can hold your liquor, hold out against social persons,and hold a herring for no apparent reason. Please visit paisleyglen.com ... Read more

Category 22

If only you could stand our ridiculous selves, you'd be an absolutely perfect candidate. However, as you've got all the humour of a dried herring, you probably would leave of your own accord. Read more

High End

WOW! I *am* impressed! Not only are you a practically perfect Paislian candidate, you can hold your liquor, hold a conversation with darn near anyone you meet, and very nearly laugh at all the goings-... Read more

High End

WOW! I *am* impressed! Not only are you a practically perfect Paislian candidate, you can hold your liquor, hold a conversation with darn near anyone you meet, and very nearly laugh at all the goings-... Read more

Category 25

If only you could stand our ridiculous selves, you'd be an absolutely perfect candidate. However, as you've got all the humour of a dried herring, you probably would leave of your own accord. Read more

High End

WOW! I *am* impressed! Not only are you a practically perfect Paislian candidate, you can hold your liquor, hold a conversation with darn near anyone you meet, and very nearly laugh at all the goings-... Read more

Top Shelf

WOW! I *am* impressed! Not only are you a perfect Paislian candidate, you can hold your liquor, hold a conversation with anyone you meet, and hold a herring for no apparent reason. Please visit paisle... Read more

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