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You may not be a Samurai yet, but under the discipline of your master you know that if you continue to follow the way you will be one day.

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    They scored 70% on Points, higher than 56% of your peers.

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Dillhole

You didn't even take that seriously, did you? Well, you suck and now you know it beyond the shadow of a doubt. Read more

Tom Cruise

You're yet another arrogant American slob. But take heart! A wise bald man is bound to take you under his wing and teach you the way of the Samurai. By the way, you're only 5'6", don't let creative ca... Read more

Retainer

You may not be a Samurai yet, but under the discipline of your master you know that if you continue to follow the way you will be one day. Read more

Samurai

You are a true Samurai, the ultimate embodiment of courage, honor, and strength, and you will inevitably end up submitting to some stupid disgrace and killing yourself just like all the real Samurai d... Read more

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