Their result for The Could You Kick My Ass Test ...

Ass Kicker

61 % Ass Kickingess, 0 % Wussiness, 34 % Draw

You can probably take me out if we were to fight. That is, if you were honest when answering. I would try to stay on your good side, as you could really beat someone senseless.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Ass Kickingess Distribution

    They scored 61% on Ass Kickingess, higher than 72% of your peers.

  • Wussiness Distribution

    They scored 0% on Wussiness, higher than 16% of your peers.

  • Draw Distribution

    They scored 34% on Draw, higher than 40% of your peers.

All possible test results

Truce Maker

We didn't even get to fight. All those choices you made when we were fighting were what could've been, but your conversational abilities really got to me. All is at peace, brother/sister... Read more

Call 911

This fight ends in a draw, with both of us really hurt. We're gonna knock each other out. Read more

Loser Wimp

You got your ass kicked by me in a BIG way. This will teach you to not mess with me. I should probably call the paramedics, poor you... Read more

Lucky

You're gonna lose, but there's hope for you not ending up too beaten, depending on your luck. Read more

Ass Kicker

You can probably take me out if we were to fight. That is, if you were honest when answering. I would try to stay on your good side, as you could really beat someone senseless. Read more

Tough and Rough

Our fighting skills are about the same, but you are really tough. This will be a long, drawn out battle to the end, and the people watching will probably have enough time to set up some bets. Read more

Black Eyes

You came out of our fight with only the most minimal of bruises, but so did I. At least people won't be asking if you were in a fight. Read more

Even Brawl

The outcome is hazy. Either of us could win this thing. There is a 60/40 chance, my favor, so just stay the course... Read more

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