Lovecraft Multiphasic Personality Inventory (LMPI) Test

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The "Nice" Guy

24% Cthlulu-ness!

Yeah, you're trying... You probably think that you're a good person and you probably follow the tenets of whatever religious Ponzi scheme you subscribe to, for all the good that will do you.  Too bad, no one will protect you from the coming destruction from beyond the stars.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Cthlulu-ness Distribution

    They scored 24% on Cthlulu-ness, higher than 31% of your peers.

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The Dread One, Great Cthlulu the Elder God

You are the great and eldritch undying lord of the void. We semi-evolved ape-things await in sweet torment your coming and ultimate destruction of all.  Hail, hail, hail! Read more

The Big Jerk

Ok, you're a douche. You probably get what you want out of life and are used to exploiting others to achieve your personal goals.  That's great and all, but it ain't gonna help you ... Read more

The "Nice" Guy

Yeah, you're trying... You probably think that you're a good person and you probably follow the tenets of whatever religious Ponzi scheme you subscribe to, for all the good that will... Read more

Milquetoast

You are so screwed.  You should get a shirt: "I suffered a meaningless and demeaning existence and I was still consumed by the great Elder Gods." Maybe not. That would be a lame shi... Read more

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