Lovecraft Multiphasic Personality Inventory (LMPI) Test
Their result for Lovecraft Multiphasic Personality Inventory (LMPI) Test ...
The Big Jerk
57% Cthlulu-ness!
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 57% on Cthlulu-ness, higher than 86% of your peers.
All possible test results
The Dread One, Great Cthlulu the Elder God
You are the great and eldritch undying lord of the void. We semi-evolved ape-things await in sweet torment your coming and ultimate destruction of all. Hail, hail, hail! Read more
The Big Jerk
Ok, you're a douche. You probably get what you want out of life and are used to exploiting others to achieve your personal goals. That's great and all, but it ain't gonna help you ... Read more
The "Nice" Guy
Yeah, you're trying... You probably think that you're a good person and you probably follow the tenets of whatever religious Ponzi scheme you subscribe to, for all the good that will... Read more
Milquetoast
You are so screwed. You should get a shirt: "I suffered a meaningless and demeaning existence and I was still consumed by the great Elder Gods." Maybe not. That would be a lame shi... Read more