The How Awful is Your Poetry? Test

All possible test results

The Bard

Ok, so you're an exceptional poet. But does tending bar, catering, or working in retail really seem like the type of thing you should be doing at this point in your life, particularly in light of the... Read more

The Depressed Person

You are about as close as a person gets to poetry without actually being a poet. The good news is that once you learn to stop blaming your father for the divorce, you'll look back on this whole dark ... Read more

Wannabe Wordsmith

Not bad, when you consider all the mumbo-jumbo stanza-babble out there these days. You're probably that smart kid from Freshman year English Lit who still remembers the rules for writing a sonnet but... Read more

The Look Daddy! Poet

Good Lord! Your poetry really sucks, but it seems like that just might be the least of your problems! Spare us the soliloquy and get a good shrink! Read more

The Worst Poet Ever

Wow! Your poetry is amongst the absolute LAMEST poetry EVER! If you haven't already done so, you need to secure the services of a young, misguided publisher with a lot of Daddy's money to burn-- HIS... Read more