The How Awful is Your Poetry? Test
Their result for The How Awful is Your Poetry? Test ...
The Worst Poet Ever
Congratulations! Your writing is lamer than 100% of the other crap that currently passes itself off as "poetry!"
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 100% on poetic lameness, higher than 100% of your peers.
All possible test results
The Bard
Ok, so you're an exceptional poet. But does tending bar, catering, or working in retail really seem like the type of thing you should be doing at this point in your life, particularly in light of the... Read more
The Depressed Person
You are about as close as a person gets to poetry without actually being a poet. The good news is that once you learn to stop blaming your father for the divorce, you'll look back on this whole dark ... Read more
Wannabe Wordsmith
Not bad, when you consider all the mumbo-jumbo stanza-babble out there these days. You're probably that smart kid from Freshman year English Lit who still remembers the rules for writing a sonnet but... Read more
The Look Daddy! Poet
Good Lord! Your poetry really sucks, but it seems like that just might be the least of your problems! Spare us the soliloquy and get a good shrink! Read more
The Worst Poet Ever
Wow! Your poetry is amongst the absolute LAMEST poetry EVER! If you haven't already done so, you need to secure the services of a young, misguided publisher with a lot of Daddy's money to burn-- HIS... Read more
