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The Worst Poet Ever

Congratulations! Your writing is lamer than 100% of the other crap that currently passes itself off as "poetry!"

Wow! Your poetry is amongst the absolute LAMEST poetry EVER! If you haven't already done so, you need to secure the services of a young, misguided publisher with a lot of Daddy's money to burn-- HISTORY WILL NOT FORGET YOUR WORK!

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  • poetic lameness Distribution

    They scored 100% on poetic lameness, higher than 100% of your peers.

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The Worst Poet Ever

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