You are the Snow Machine! The life of the party at nightclubs and an essential extra in any winter-themed stage play, you don't do much other than spit out lots of strange, foamy white stuff - but what you do, you do extremely well. So long as people keep paying for you, why not share your wondrous talents?
SEEK: The writers of cushy romantic comedies.
AVOID: People who laugh when they hear that someone's surname is 'Ruiter', 'Cockring' or 'Pants'. Especially if their laughter is followed by a bad pun.
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