Cracked Jelly Mould
You are the Cracked Jelly Mould. You should have been cast out months ago when you started falling to pieces, but you were the prettiest colour and everyone formed a strange attachment to you well before you became utterly obsolete. Now you live a life at the back of the kitchen cupboard, springing on visitors who get drawn to your lovely-coloured plastic and don't notice that you're dripping jelly crystals all over the inside of the refrigerator.
SEEK: Solid foods.
AVOID: People whose pets eat out of chipped dinnerware instead of designated pet food bowls.
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