Their result for The Non-Sequitur Personality Test ...
31% Chance of Rain
You scored 42% port wine jelly. 41% vindiction. 53% chin fuzz. 55 vacuums. Before your category, here's a quick word from our sponsors...
You are a 31% Chance of Rain. Why 31? Well, the fourth-highest rating news station in the nation needed some way to distinguish themselves from their better-rating competitors, and weirdly precise numbers seem more believable than something that's been rounded to the nearest multiple of 10. You strike people with your odd importance, your strangely specific statements that make them slightly nervous. Then you wait until that very second that some fucking optimist decides to venture outside without an umbrella. And you drench the beejeezus out of them. That'll show 'em.
SEEK: Winter people. Pessimists. People from tropical climates.
AVOID: Anyone with a smile that looks like it could be made for television.
Headaches? Why not ease the pain with one of my other tests?
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How easily can you be swayed by a bit of cash? (This one's entered in the current test competition, by the way. You should check it out.)
Also, if you really can't contain yourself, you can read up on all 27 categories for the Non-Sequitur Personality Test right here...
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
They scored 42% on port wine jelly, higher than 14% of your peers.
They scored 41% on vindiction, higher than 8% of your peers.
They scored 53% on chin fuzz, higher than 49% of your peers.
They scored 55% on vacuums, higher than 71% of your peers.
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