Their result for The Non-Sequitur Personality Test ...
Golf-Ball Sized Hail
You scored 61% port wine jelly. 65% vindiction. 55% chin fuzz. 48 vacuums. Before your category, here's a quick word from our sponsors...
You are the Golf-Ball Sized Hail. You aren't expected in the slightest, and then you arrive out of nowhere, leaving broken windows in your wake. Unfortunately, you also melt in a few hours at most, so you best get as much destruction in there while you've got a chance...
SEEK: Cold climates. Exhibitionists.
AVOID: Swimming pools.
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Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
They scored 61% on port wine jelly, higher than 72% of your peers.
They scored 65% on vindiction, higher than 85% of your peers.
They scored 55% on chin fuzz, higher than 58% of your peers.
They scored 48% on vacuums, higher than 51% of your peers.
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