Their result for The Non-Sequitur Personality Test ...
Golf-Ball Sized Hail
You scored 61% port wine jelly. 65% vindiction. 55% chin fuzz. 48 vacuums. Before your category, here's a quick word from our sponsors...
You are the Golf-Ball Sized Hail. You aren't expected in the slightest, and then you arrive out of nowhere, leaving broken windows in your wake. Unfortunately, you also melt in a few hours at most, so you best get as much destruction in there while you've got a chance...
SEEK: Cold climates. Exhibitionists.
AVOID: Swimming pools.
Headaches? Why not ease the pain with one of my other tests?
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How easily can you be swayed by a bit of cash? (This one's entered in the current test competition, by the way. You should check it out.)
Also, if you really can't contain yourself, you can read up on all 27 categories for the Non-Sequitur Personality Test right here...
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
They scored 61% on port wine jelly, higher than 72% of your peers.
They scored 65% on vindiction, higher than 85% of your peers.
They scored 55% on chin fuzz, higher than 58% of your peers.
They scored 48% on vacuums, higher than 51% of your peers.
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