Their result for The Non-Sequitur Personality Test ...
You scored 50% port wine jelly. 46% vindiction. 32% chin fuzz. 47 vacuums. Before your category, here's a quick word from our sponsors...
You are the Coffee Stain. You turn up when people are careless, reminding them why they should never overfill their mugs and why it's worth cleaning dishes, even if they're really busy. You're also a nasty fucker to get rid of once you have reminded people. Sometimes they're not lazy; sometimes they're just clumsy. Either way, they're stuck with you until they completely incinerate whatever you've become attached to.
SEEK: Journalists. Shift workers. People with addictive personalities. They won't have the sense to stop you from showing up and wreaking havoc several times.
AVOID: People who look like they spend a lot on dry-cleaning.
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Also, if you really can't contain yourself, you can read up on all 27 categories for the Non-Sequitur Personality Test right here...
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
They scored 50% on port wine jelly, higher than 34% of your peers.
They scored 46% on vindiction, higher than 20% of your peers.
They scored 32% on chin fuzz, higher than 5% of your peers.
They scored 47% on vacuums, higher than 46% of your peers.
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