Their result for The Non-Sequitur Personality Test ...
You scored 45% port wine jelly. 59% vindiction. 42% chin fuzz. 9 vacuums. Before your category, here's a quick word from our sponsors...
You are the Surprise Immolation. Nobody knows why or how you got here, but now at least one person is screaming and running into walls, and everyone else is staring at the bright colours and trying not to get too close. Guess that sap on fire was too scatterbrained to pay attention when the first aid instructor taught everyone the 'stop, drop and roll' technique. Well done for taking advantage of the ignorant!
SEEK: Bartenders. People who deal with large amounts of flammable substances. Pyromaniacs who welcome your presence and foster your unexpected tendency for hilarious destruction.
AVOID: Anyone who looks like they might be in uniform.
Headaches? Why not ease the pain with one of my other tests?
Do you know your LOLs from your LMAOs?
How easily can you be swayed by a bit of cash? (This one's entered in the current test competition, by the way. You should check it out.)
Also, if you really can't contain yourself, you can read up on all 27 categories for the Non-Sequitur Personality Test right here...
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
They scored 45% on port wine jelly, higher than 20% of your peers.
They scored 59% on vindiction, higher than 66% of your peers.
They scored 42% on chin fuzz, higher than 22% of your peers.
They scored 9% on vacuums, higher than 1% of your peers.
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