Their result for The Non-Sequitur Personality Test ...
You scored 61% port wine jelly. 59% vindiction. 71% chin fuzz. 48 vacuums. Before your category, here's a quick word from our sponsors...
You are the Unsolicited Surgery. For some reason - let's call it a miscommunication between the patient and doctor - you come around and people leave with a DD-cup. When they went in for an appendictomy. And were male. Really. The most random shit happens when you're around, which explains why everyone is nervous around you. Even if the results are very funny, they're wondering what will happen to them.
SEEK: People with little care for their physical appearance. People whose parents always get them clothing two sizes too big. Anyone who would eat one of the non-food items mentioned in this test as a dare.
AVOID: Lawyers. The gravely ill.
Headaches? Why not ease the pain with one of my other tests?
Do you know your LOLs from your LMAOs?
How easily can you be swayed by a bit of cash? (This one's entered in the current test competition, by the way. You should check it out.)
Also, if you really can't contain yourself, you can read up on all 27 categories for the Non-Sequitur Personality Test right here...
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
They scored 61% on port wine jelly, higher than 72% of your peers.
They scored 59% on vindiction, higher than 66% of your peers.
They scored 71% on chin fuzz, higher than 89% of your peers.
They scored 48% on vacuums, higher than 51% of your peers.
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