Their result for The Non-Sequitur Personality Test ...
You scored 55% port wine jelly. 54% vindiction. 50% chin fuzz. 50 vacuums. Before your category, here's a quick word from our sponsors...
You are no signal. People want to communicate with each other, but you manage to sneak in, blanket everything in a mass of static, and prevent ANYONE from knowing what's going on. You interrupt people in conversations and they can't even swear at you for stopping their train of thought - you've already escaped. Damn you.
SEEK: People who aren't budget-conscious. Remote areas. Parking lots. Basements.
AVOID: Technicians. Tin cups connected by pieces of string, and the people who use them.
Headaches? Why not ease the pain with one of my other tests?
Do you know your LOLs from your LMAOs?
How easily can you be swayed by a bit of cash? (This one's entered in the current test competition, by the way. You should check it out.)
Also, if you really can't contain yourself, you can read up on all 27 categories for the Non-Sequitur Personality Test right here...
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
They scored 55% on port wine jelly, higher than 53% of your peers.
They scored 54% on vindiction, higher than 49% of your peers.
They scored 50% on chin fuzz, higher than 41% of your peers.
They scored 50% on vacuums, higher than 56% of your peers.
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