Their result for The Non-Sequitur Personality Test ...
Broken Magic 8-Ball
You scored 50% port wine jelly. 57% vindiction. 58% chin fuzz. 48 vacuums. Before your category, here's a quick word from our sponsors...
You are the Broken Magic 8-Ball. You only ever answer with 'yes', getting yourself into all sorts of bedlam. Then, three months down the track, you have an unexpected change of heart - or half the fluid seeps out of you - and you begin repeatedly telling everyone that "the answers are closer than you realise". Everyone mistakes your constantly cryptic answers for profundity.
SEEK: People with really bad short-term memory. Philosophers who drink heavily. They'll worship you.
AVOID: Bad stand-up comedians.
Headaches? Why not ease the pain with one of my other tests?
Do you know your LOLs from your LMAOs?
How easily can you be swayed by a bit of cash? (This one's entered in the current test competition, by the way. You should check it out.)
Also, if you really can't contain yourself, you can read up on all 27 categories for the Non-Sequitur Personality Test right here...
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
They scored 50% on port wine jelly, higher than 34% of your peers.
They scored 57% on vindiction, higher than 58% of your peers.
They scored 58% on chin fuzz, higher than 65% of your peers.
They scored 48% on vacuums, higher than 51% of your peers.
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