Their result for The Disneyland ride sexuality Test ...

Space Mountain

44 Speed, 39 Bizarreness, 30 Roughness

You are Space Mountain. You like it fast and in the dark, but you are pretty conventional. You enjoy a long slow climb to passion's height, and then a twisting, falling, turning descent into orgasm. You probably like it loud, and your frenetic pace and enthusiasm keeps your partner coming back time after time... If only you didn't have quite as long of a line leading up to you...

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Speed Distribution

    They scored 44% on Speed, higher than 47% of your peers.

  • Bizarreness Distribution

    They scored 39% on Bizarreness, higher than 41% of your peers.

  • Roughness Distribution

    They scored 30% on Roughness, higher than 20% of your peers.

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