The Are You an eHarmony Reject Test

All possible test results

eHarmonica-approved

Sorry. You are not likely to be rejected by eHarmony. Email us when you start organizing the class reunion (no, we won't reply). Read more

eHarmonica-marginal

You are a borderline case and may--or may not--be rejected by eHarmony. But you come across as a boring, paranoid, scaredy-cat. You could be interesting if you committed to being either more good or m... Read more

eHarmonica-rejected

Congratulations! You are almost certain to be rejected by eHarmony. You are sexy, adventurous, and iconoclastic; yet you are devious enough to blend in with unsuspecting civilized society. Read more

eHarmonica-shunned

Megacongratulations to you! You are definitely not eHarmony material. You can skip the 29 Dimensions of Boringness test and get a headstart on tonight's partying. Read more