Their result for The Beating Up 2nd Graders Test ...

Bringer of Fury

Dude, you obliterated 169 2nd Graders!

Wow, that was pretty cool! Upon the sight of the children, you became instantly enraged, blowing through them like a European through Native Americans, only you have a better reason. Well done!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Tots Destroyed Distribution

    They scored 169% on Tots Destroyed, higher than 85% of your peers.

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Pathetic

wow..........you were so bad you CREATED more children in the fight. How in the hell did you manage that? Read more

Hippy

Well, at least you killed some, but its clear that you arent trying hard enough. Maybe you should practice more, theres gotta be a daycare near by. Read more

Amateur

Even though some did better than you, you did pretty good. You went out there and gave it your all, and for that, you deserve to feel proud. Just not as proud as the other. Try going to therapy for lo... Read more

Bringer of Fury

Wow, that was pretty cool! Upon the sight of the children, you became instantly enraged, blowing through them like a European through Native Americans, only you have a better reason. Well done! Read more

Professional

Congrats! When kids hear your name, they crap themselves and run for cover. You clearly have been doing this for fun for quite some time now. Hopefully, you will soon have a show on the Outdoor Life ... Read more

The Toddler Plague

Good lord, man! You strike fear into kids more than Rosie O'Donnell does into doughnuts. A single glance from you at a child will turn them to dust. Kids all across the world are turning out in record... Read more

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