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You Sexy Thing!

You scored 57 nakedness!

Boy, I sure do believe in miracles - I mean, you coming thru the door just proved that they're real! Where are you from, you sexy thing? For the duration of your show, your crowd goes into total ecstacy, and even when you're gone, they'll still have a vivid image of you doing that sexy dance for hours without end! The song "You Sexy Thing", by Hot Chocolate, fits you perfectly!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • nakedness Distribution

    They scored 57% on nakedness, higher than 99% of your peers.

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Bad Touch

Well, to put it nicely... if you were the stripper, and you entered the room? People would be paying you money to keep your clothes ON. You're the kind of person that would put The Bloodhound Gang - T... Read more

Baby Got Back

Baby, you got NO back! You're the kind we'd see pulling a huge crowd, but only because they wanna ridicule you... at that, you're the best! The song "Baby Got Back", by Sir Mix Alot, fits you perfect... Read more

Hot In Herre

Want a lil bit of ah, ah, and a lil bit of ah ah... Well, you've got a lot of potential, and you might just make it to the top... but for now, you're best at making a small room feel like a sauna. Y... Read more

I Touch My Self

Uh baby! I don't want anybody else... when I think about you, I touch my self! You might not seem the type, to rattle up a crowd and get loose, but baby when you do... you leave an impression, that'l... Read more

I'm A Slave For You

Wrauw! You walk in. Turn up the beat. And baby, your crowd goes to heaven! You twirl, you twist, you shake, you... arouse! You virtually have sex with everyone in the room, without even going all the ... Read more

You Sexy Thing!

Boy, I sure do believe in miracles - I mean, you coming thru the door just proved that they're real! Where are you from, you sexy thing? For the duration of your show, your crowd goes into total ecsta... Read more

Erotic

Erotic, erotic, put your hands all over my body! Baby, that's not the only thing your crowd is gonna want on their body. Be it christmas, halloween, easter, you'd fit every outfit for every season, ... Read more

Hot Stuff

Watch it, hot stuff, comin' thru! When you take the stage, the floor is on fire! You're scorching hot stuff! You've got the goods, and baby, you're not afraid to show it! Your dance egnites a fire, t... Read more

Dirrty

If you ain't dirrty, you ain't here to partaaaaaaaaaay... ... it sure is about time you came to start the party! You're the kind of person, that can bring life to every party! You're up for anything ... Read more

Leave Your Hat On

Yeah, that's right. You can leave your hat on - but that's about it! You got the highest score, and baby you've earned it! Now, as for your test results... ah, fuck the test results! Jump up on the ta... Read more

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