The What Kind Of King/Queen Are You? Test
Introverted Nutjob
You are a Introverted Nutjob King!
You spend a lot of time hidden away in your tower, rocking madly back and forth while Tom Jones songs blare from your iPod. Your servants slide meals through a hatch, always broccoli smothered in Velveeta, steamed for precisely 3 minutes. You are slowly covering the walls with alien language learned during your last abduction, as you gaze through the windows at the night sky, waiting for the mothership to take you up once again and probe your left pinky toe with a quill pen.
You haven't been seen in public since your coronation... your advisers run the kingdom and use body double actors to make the peasants believe you are out and about.
Soon, your lime flavored Jello powered rocketship will be complete, and you can leave this castle once and for all.
All possible test results
Peaceful King
Congrats! You are a Peaceful King! The land is mostly joyful under your rule. You prefer not to rock the boat. You are mostly comfortable with the standard kingdom policies a... Read more
Peaceful Queen
Congrats! You are a Peaceful Queen! The land is mostly joyful under your rule. You prefer not to rock the boat. You are mostly comfortable with the standard queendom policies... Read more
Lunatic King
Congrats! You are a Lunatic King! You're totally gonzo, but you sure know how to party! You can focus just barely long enough to fulfill your kingley duties, but after that, ... Read more
Lunatic Queen
Congrats! You are a Lunatic Queen! You're totally gonzo, but you sure know how to party! You can focus just barely long enough to fulfill your queenley duties, but after that... Read more
Forgotten King
Congrats! You are a Forgotten King! It's business as usual under your rule. You prefer not to rock the boat. You are mostly comfortable with the standard kingdom policies as ... Read more
Forgotten Queen
Congrats! You are a Forgotten Queen! It's business as usual under your rule. You prefer not to rock the boat. You are mostly comfortable with the standard queendom policies a... Read more
Introverted Nutjob
Congrats! You are a Introverted Nutjob King! You spend a lot of time hidden away in your tower, rocking madly back and forth while Tom Jones songs blare from your iPod. Your ... Read more
Introverted Nutjob
Congrats! You are a Introverted Nutjob Queen! You spend a lot of time hidden away in your tower, rocking madly back and forth while Tom Jones songs blare from your iPod. Your... Read more
Cruel Dictator King
Congrats! You are a Cruel Dictator King! You rule your kingdom with an iron fist. You squash any freedom of speech or expression. The peasants dare not step outside the box, ... Read more
Cruel Dictator Queen
Congrats! You are a Cruel Dictator Queen! You rule your queendom with an iron fist. You squash any freedom of speech or expression. The peasants dare not step outside the box... Read more
Psychotic Dictator
Congrats! You are a Psychotic Dictator King! You rule your kingdom with an iron fist, and a barrel of donkeys. You squash any freedom of speech or expression while maniacally... Read more
Psychotic Dictator
Congrats! You are a Psychotic Dictator Queen! You rule your queendom with an iron fist, and a barrel of donkeys. You squash any freedom of speech or expression while maniacal... Read more
Heartless Despot
Congrats! You are a Heartless Despot King! Your soul is completely empty. You care about nothing. You rarely lift a finger to do anything other than mumble "off with her head... Read more
Heartless Despot
Congrats! You are a Heartless Despot Queen! Your soul is completely empty. You care about nothing. You rarely lift a finger to do anything other than mumble "off with his hea... Read more
Deranged Powermonger
Congrats! You are a Deranged Powermonger King! You rule your kingdom with an iron fist, and a barrel of donkeys. You squash any freedom of speech or expression while maniacal... Read more
Deranged Powermonger
Congrats! You are a Deranged Powermonger Queen! You rule your queendom with an iron fist, and a barrel of donkeys. You squash any freedom of speech or expression while maniac... Read more
