Their result for The D&D dorkometer Test ...

Upcoming geek

You scored 280 Geekiness!

Well, you've told the rest of the world how much better you are than them. You've convinced yourself that your virginity is because your "saving yourself" and alienated everybody in an attempt to get in with the geek group. Now if you could just find a way to convince them you're not an idiot, you might finally be accepted into a clique!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Geekiness Distribution

    They scored 280% on Geekiness, higher than 25% of your peers.

All possible test results

Jock/Playgirl

You have no geek in you whatsoever. You probably think of geeks as total social neophites that use unecesarry words such as "neophite" and "unecesarry". Geeks are your own personal anti-christs. Do... Read more

educated playguy/gal

Unlike the regular jocks and playgirls, you probably have some college under your belt. You probably deal with lots of different people and have learned how to deal with geeks. As such, you have end... Read more

Former Geek

You probably played some D&D back in high-school, maybe even a little in college, but you grew up and decided that there's a time and a place for everything called college. As such, what happened in ... Read more

Loner

The jocks annoy you, the geeks are too proud of their stupid ass game, but somehow you end up listening to both. Find yourself another loner or a quite bookworm type. Both of them are pretty well ad... Read more

quiet bookworm

The jocks are noisy, the geeks are morons hiding behind pseudo-intellect. You understand big words but rarely use them, hell you rarely talk at all. Find a loner type to hang with, they'll chew yo... Read more

Wanna-be geek

For some reason you think being a geek will make you cool and smart. Perhaps D&D will be that nice fresh start into a new world of higher intellect? No, most likely you'll just stay a virgin until y... Read more

Upcoming geek

Well, you've told the rest of the world how much better you are than them. You've convinced yourself that your virginity is because your "saving yourself" and alienated everybody in an attempt to get... Read more

Big Geek

You're geekier than most, but you do a damned good job of hiding it, you get laid often enough to be comforatable in your sexuality, but don't get it as often as most others as your geek sometimes sli... Read more

Super Geek

You program in several languages, know why linux isn't unix only posix compliant, you do nothing but think of new character builds, last weeks game and how the GM was totally off-base. Chances are go... Read more

Uber geek

Male, in your mid thirties, overweight, virgin. You question every day why you can't get a girl, you tell them about how smart you are with D&D every day, but they always seem to run. Thank god for ... Read more

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