Their result for The Billionaire Test ...

The Huckster: Donald Trump

You could be worth $12 billion... someday

 Based on my rigorous interrogation of your personality, I have determined that deep down you are more evil than good-natured, more hard-working than lazy, and more cunning than lucky.

You've got some good ideas, you're persistent, and you're not afraid of a little debt. Or bankruptcy. With hard work, you could make it into the billionaire club, but unfortunately your big mouth and bad hair will probably keep you out of the truly big leagues.

In the world of billionaires, then, your closest match is Donald Trump, the omnipresent real-estate magnate with a penchant for self-promotion and naming things after himself. Despite his dubious finances, heavy debt load, and repeated near-bankruptcy, The Donald has built a global brand around his alleged business acumen, including hit TV show The Apprentice and a string of books promoting his, erm, unique business philosophies.

Interestingly enough, Trump has been a lot more successful at branding himself than at actual business, and nowadays his most profitable source of income is simply licensing the Trump name to other real-estate developers. While his modest $3 billion fortune puts him nowhere near the other tycoons in this test (he isn't even on the Forbes 100), his place in history is assured as long as the dozens of gaudy, overpriced condominium towers bearing him name remain standing. Give it 20 years.

Unlike other billionaires, who tend to be secretive and maybe even a bit elitist (perish the thought!), Trump has his thumb firmly on the thorbbing pulse of the popular culture: aside from reality TV, he is also involved with such all-American pasttimes as professional wrestling, beauty pagaents, multiple divorce, and feuding with Rosie O'Donnell.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Vileness Distribution

    They scored 4% on Vileness, higher than 49% of your peers.

  • Hardworkingness Distribution

    They scored 8% on Hardworkingness, higher than 72% of your peers.

  • Cunning Distribution

    They scored 11% on Cunning, higher than 73% of your peers.

  • Net Worth Distribution

    They scored 12% on Net Worth, higher than 25% of your peers.

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