Their result for The Happy Test ...

Sex

You're only 18% happy with your sex life.

Whether it's for quality, quantity, or both, you indicated that your sex life is in some way lacking. You're only 18% happy with your sex life.  Sadly, this isn't the easiest discontent to resolve, as sex requires a willing partner - and one with similar desires.

 

If you're in a relationship, I recommend the slickest of all lubes: communication.  A confrontational heart-to-heart on why you're not happy will get your partner to share his or her concerns too. And then you'll get all emotional and experimental and the dialogue will turn from "why don't you ever____?" to "why don't you hurry up and ______." Also, watch a porno together, ASAP. If proposing that to your partner scares you, once again: communication is key. You can't walk on eggshells in the bedroom.

 

If you're not in a relationship, you'd love a casual sex partner. I know this because you didn't score lower on love than sex.  Finding the right casual partner or partners can be difficult, but you can't let your feeling of rejection stand in the way of effort.  At this point in your life it's about quantity, not quality, and the quality will follow later. A good sex partner is like a needle in a haystack, so first you've got to explore the haystack. 

 

Your scores on all the variables follow. As you can see, you're happier in some ways than others. Good luck!

You are 50% happy with your love life

18% with your sex life

71% with your body

67% with your friendships

83% with your career

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Love Distribution

    They scored 50% on Love, higher than 53% of your peers.

  • Sex Distribution

    They scored 18% on Sex, higher than 9% of your peers.

  • Body Distribution

    They scored 71% on Body, higher than 76% of your peers.

  • Friendship Distribution

    They scored 67% on Friendship, higher than 28% of your peers.

  • Career Distribution

    They scored 83% on Career, higher than 62% of your peers.

All possible test results

Friendship

I have the feeling you're a great person.  With all the crap out there fro you to be insecure about (or horny about), and all you want is a new friend.  You are only $(Friendship)% happy ... Read more

Body

Congratulations.  Of all the results on my test, you got the one easiest to change. You are only $(Body)% happy with your own body.   In the opening of the... Read more

Love

Shhh, my friend.  Do you hear it?  It's the gentle whimper of a lonely beating heart.  Your own.  You are only $(Love)% happy with your love life.   Sadly, of al... Read more

Sex

Whether it's for quality, quantity, or both, you indicated that your sex life is in some way lacking. You're only $(Sex)% happy with your sex life.  Sadly, this isn't the easiest ... Read more

Career

Whether it's not challenging, rewarding, or lucrative enough, you're not happy with your current career trajectory.  You're only $(Career)% happy with it.  Fortunately, you can c... Read more

Take this test »

Recent Results

An image of Charlotte_May
An image of civan02
An image of baran20
An image of zamuse
An image of Lionwine

More tests we think you'll like

More Top Tests