Their result for The Happy Test ...

Body

You're only 71% happy with your body.

Congratulations.  Of all the results on my test, you got the one easiest to change. You are only 71% happy with your own body.

 

In the opening of the test, I gave that annoying line about your body being a temple.  Still, come on, it's true. You've got a wonderful mind and heart and all that, but you live in this human machine you can't get out of.

 

Fortunately, changing your body or body-attitude doesn't require help from anyone.  By yourself, you can become stronger, healthier, and more attractive.  Maybe it's just changing your own attitude. (Remember, I'm measuring your happiness, not your fitness.)  Or maybe it's getting fit and eating healthy so some guilt goes away. 

 

A gym membership, a healthier diet, a new sport, yoga: these are all possibilities.  Ask yourself why you're unhappy with your body, and try to address it, starting today.

 

On a personal note, I lost 35 pounds last year and managed to keep them off. It started with an Excel spreadsheet, a scale, and a no dessert policy.  I feel a lot better now, and my own body is one of the reasons I decided to write this test.  If you scored low because you've got some pounds to burn off, today could be your day.

 

If you're underweight, I'm afraid to say I don't know much about those kinds of eating disorders.  A quick Google shows some great support groups, though.  Let me know if you can recommend one.

 

Your scores on all the variables follow. As you can see, you're happier in some ways than others. Good luck!

You are 100% happy with your love life

82% with your sex life

71% with your body

89% with your friendships

100% with your career

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Love Distribution

    They scored 100% on Love, higher than 96% of your peers.

  • Sex Distribution

    They scored 82% on Sex, higher than 80% of your peers.

  • Body Distribution

    They scored 71% on Body, higher than 76% of your peers.

  • Friendship Distribution

    They scored 89% on Friendship, higher than 54% of your peers.

  • Career Distribution

    They scored 100% on Career, higher than 81% of your peers.

All possible test results

Friendship

I have the feeling you're a great person.  With all the crap out there fro you to be insecure about (or horny about), and all you want is a new friend.  You are only $(Friendship)% happy ... Read more

Body

Congratulations.  Of all the results on my test, you got the one easiest to change. You are only $(Body)% happy with your own body.   In the opening of the... Read more

Love

Shhh, my friend.  Do you hear it?  It's the gentle whimper of a lonely beating heart.  Your own.  You are only $(Love)% happy with your love life.   Sadly, of al... Read more

Sex

Whether it's for quality, quantity, or both, you indicated that your sex life is in some way lacking. You're only $(Sex)% happy with your sex life.  Sadly, this isn't the easiest ... Read more

Career

Whether it's not challenging, rewarding, or lucrative enough, you're not happy with your current career trajectory.  You're only $(Career)% happy with it.  Fortunately, you can c... Read more

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