The Happy Test
Their result for The Happy Test ...
Love
You're only 0% happy with your love life.
Shhh, my friend. Do you hear it? It's the gentle whimper of a lonely beating heart. Your own. You are only 0% happy with your love life.
Sadly, of all the results on this test, "Love" is the one for which I have the least advice. Still, I can give you a serious word of warning: don't settle. Those who most acutely feel the pangs of a lonely heart are most likely to compromise. Please, don't do that. Wait for someone special.
Starting now, take many steps to date new people. Get on a dating site (err, OkCupid?), go to bars with friends, heck, try speed dating.
Your scores on all the variables follow. As you can see, you're happier in some ways than others. Good luck!
You are 0% happy with your love life
0% with your sex life
43% with your body
44% with your friendships
67% with your career
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 0% on Love, higher than 4% of your peers.
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They scored 0% on Sex, higher than 3% of your peers.
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They scored 43% on Body, higher than 30% of your peers.
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They scored 44% on Friendship, higher than 14% of your peers.
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They scored 67% on Career, higher than 42% of your peers.
All possible test results
Friendship
I have the feeling you're a great person. With all the crap out there fro you to be insecure about (or horny about), and all you want is a new friend. You are only $(Friendship)% happy ... Read more
Body
Congratulations. Of all the results on my test, you got the one easiest to change. You are only $(Body)% happy with your own body. In the opening of the... Read more
Love
Shhh, my friend. Do you hear it? It's the gentle whimper of a lonely beating heart. Your own. You are only $(Love)% happy with your love life. Sadly, of al... Read more
Sex
Whether it's for quality, quantity, or both, you indicated that your sex life is in some way lacking. You're only $(Sex)% happy with your sex life. Sadly, this isn't the easiest ... Read more
Career
Whether it's not challenging, rewarding, or lucrative enough, you're not happy with your current career trajectory. You're only $(Career)% happy with it. Fortunately, you can c... Read more
