The Brain Impedance Test
Their result for The Brain Impedance Test ...
Meta-emotional block
your blockage:21% sexual78% emotional63% metaphysical
Clear your thoughts. Clear your emotions. Mental and emotional purity mus be obtained. Both little things and Life's Big Questions get you all bound up. Stop thinking! Stop feeling! Just act! Then smile! Then eat the pie!
Seriously, you get too worked up about things. Maybe try a fling or something with someone you've had your eye on. That has worked for me.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 21% on sexual, higher than 31% of your peers.
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They scored 78% on emotional, higher than 92% of your peers.
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They scored 63% on metaphysical, higher than 93% of your peers.
All possible test results
No Impedance
In answer to the age-old question: what's wrong with me? you can proudly answer: nothing! You seem to be a reasonably well-adjusted person. You've got hang-ups (who doesn't!) but you've got some persp... Read more
Metaphysical Block
You think too much, take life a little to seriously, and as you can see from this handy illustration, that gets in the way of you enjoying yourself. Take it easy. Let the good times roll.... Read more
Emotional Blockage
You feel everything too much. The pie of happiness is blocked. See the graphic. You must forget your feelings. Tell yourself you don't care about anything. Just for a day or two! See what happ... Read more
Meta-emotional block
Your mind is the enemy! It hides the pie! Clear your thoughts. Clear your emotions. Mental and emotional purity mus be obtained. Both little things and Life's Big Questions get you all bound u... Read more
Sexual Blockage
Lust and its vile henchman, the Internet, are keeping you from living your life to the fullest. That you're using OkCupid is testament enough to this fact, I say.Gratification is a form of hap... Read more
Metasexual blockage
Ah, this is what I call the artist's cocktail. Of blockage. Sex, philosophy, and existential angst have bound up your mind. As you can see, these are hiding the pie. REMOVE THEM! TASTE THE PIE!!! Thin... Read more
Emosexual Blockage
In combination, intense sex and intense emotions can lead to unhappiness, and beyond that, even to marriage. Beware of combining these two mortal distractions! You indicate strong sexuality.... Read more
Total Blockage
As illustrated below, the pie of happiness is far beyond your grasp. All possible human distracts stand in your way. Reach out at it, at the delicious pie: feel your thoughts, your feelings, nay, even... Read more
