OkCupid | Take The How Blonde Are You? Offensive Test

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Their result for The How Blonde Are You? Offensive Test ...

Girly Girl

You scored 8% Dumblondeness, 52% Girlieness, 17% Sluttiness, and 26% Shallowness!

Overall Blondeness Score: LOW/

You may not be blonde but you are definitely girly! If you are a girl, I guess that's a good thing. If you are a guy... well, I hope you are secure with yourself.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

They scored 8% on Dumblondeness, higher than 4% of your peers.
They scored 52% on Girlieness, higher than 40% of your peers.
They scored 17% on Sluttiness, higher than 8% of your peers.
They scored 26% on Shallowness, higher than 23% of your peers.

All possible test results

Not At All Blonde

Overall Blondeness Score: LOW Congratulations, you are not even remotely blonde! Party on! Read more

Bit Shallow

Overall Blondeness Score: LOW You're not blonde, but you are a bit shallow. By a bit, I mean more than I would feel comfortable with if I were you. Read more

Bit Slutty

Overall Blondeness Score: LOW You're not blonde, but you are a bit slutty. By a bit, I mean more than I would feel comfortable with if I were you. Read more

Britney Spears

Overall Blondeness Score: LOW You may not be blonde, but you are a bit slutty and a bit shallow... very Britney Spears. Sorry. Read more

Overall Blondeness Score: LOW/ You may not be blonde but you are definitely girly! If you are a girl, I guess that's a good thing. If you are a guy... well, I hope you are secure with yourse... Read more

Shallow Girly Girl

Overall Blondeness Score: MEDIUM You scored higher in Girlieness and Shallowness than I would feel comfortable with if I were you. Read more

Slutty Girly Girl

Overall Blondeness Score: MEDIUM You scored higher in both Girlieness and Sluttiness than I would personally feel comfortable with. Read more

Not Dumb

Overall Blondeness Score: HIGH You're pretty blonde, but at least you're not dumb! I have no clue how you managed this score, but you must have... somehow... *shakes head in disbelief* Read more

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