Their result for The Dragon Tooth Crop Test ...

Diogenes in a barrel

You scored 26% philanthropism and 8% misanthropy!

You don't care much for people, do you? As far as you're concerned, they're not worth giving much thought to ... and hating them would be just too bothersome - you're looking forward to a long and relaxed life, which is cool, talking to yourself is always more fun than to pesky greatchildren ;-)

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • philanthropism Distribution

    They scored 26% on philanthropism, higher than 0% of your peers.

  • misanthropy Distribution

    They scored 8% on misanthropy, higher than 0% of your peers.

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Diogenes in a barrel

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