The "How Bourgeois Are You?" Test

All possible test results

Pauper

I bet you felt really uncomfortable answering all those questions about charity because you ARE the charity case of the Bourgeoisie. No one deserves their pity coins more than you. Read more

Peasant

You're just a Peasant. You're ignored by the Aristocrat and the Bourgeois because you're just not poor enough for their charity. At least you still have your pride (if nothing else)! Read more

Peon

The world of the wealthy is another galaxy away. You have no idea what it's like to be rich and powerful, but you know it sure wouldn't hurt. Read more

Middle-Class

You're just middle-class. You aspire for a comfortable life more than anything else. You'd like that hot red sports car and house with the million-dollar view someday though. How tacky! Read more

Wannabe

You might have an idea of what it is like to be rich, but your bank account is falling behind your spending habits. In other words, your ambition outstrips your assets. Maybe if you get that promotion... Read more

Yuppy

Maybe you've made your own money and you have a successful career, but you're basically a social climber and not much more than the Wannabe. You love name-dropping and aim to be a part of the bourgeoi... Read more

Bourgeois

You've grown up in a respectable way and know the basics of civilized society. Perhaps your money doesn't go that far down the family tree and there might be something in your past you'd rather hide. ... Read more

Aristocrat

Your money is older, and more importantly, more respectable than those of others. The Bourgeoisie are your lessers, but in a world with few peers, they are often your friends or associates. You have s... Read more