Their result for The OkCupid Thinks It Is too Good for these Questions Test ...

Idiotic Lover

50% Compatibility, 25% Intelligence, 25% Hot

We seem to be somewhat like-minded in terms of the very wide range of values my test explores. We're not compatible enough to get married, but I wouldn't kick you out of my bed. On the other hand, why the hell would you answer that my questions should not have been accepted when you know I'm the one grading you? No cuddling for you.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Compatibility Distribution

    They scored 50% on Compatibility, higher than 28% of your peers.

  • Intelligence Distribution

    They scored 25% on Intelligence, higher than 4% of your peers.

  • Hotness Distribution

    They scored 25% on Hotness, higher than 43% of your peers.

All possible test results

Hideous Idiot

Were you trying to answer incorrectly? We are so incompatible that I cannot even stand the sight of your OkCupid name. In addition, why the hell would you answer that my questions should not have be... Read more

Hideous Simpleton

Were you trying to answer incorrectly? We are so incompatible that I cannot even stand the sight of your OkCupid name. Your only redeeming quality is that you liked some of my questions, so at least... Read more

Hideous Shoulder

Were you trying to answer incorrectly? We are so incompatible that I cannot even stand the sight of your OkCupid name. On the other hand, you appreciate my brilliance, so I won't banish you. You co... Read more

Hideous Genius

Were you trying to answer incorrectly? We are so incompatible that I cannot even stand the sight of your OkCupid name. On the other hand, you appreciate my brilliance, so I won't banish you. You al... Read more

Idiotic Arachnid

We are really only slightly compatible. You are like a spider to me. I don't mind that spiders exist... far away from me. In addition, why the hell would you answer that my questions should not hav... Read more

Arachnid Simpleton

We are really only slightly compatible. You are like a spider to me. I don't mind that spiders exist... far away from me. Your only redeeming quality is that you liked some of my questions, so at l... Read more

Arachnid Shoulder

We are really only slightly compatible. You are like a spider to me. I don't mind that spiders exist... far away from me. On the other hand, you appreciate my brilliance, so I won't banish you. Yo... Read more

Arachnid Genius

We are really only slightly compatible. You are like a spider to me. I don't mind that spiders exist... far away from me. On the other hand, you appreciate my brilliance, so I won't banish you. Yo... Read more

Idiotic Lover

We seem to be somewhat like-minded in terms of the very wide range of values my test explores. We're not compatible enough to get married, but I wouldn't kick you out of my bed. On the other hand, w... Read more

Sex Toy

We seem to be somewhat like-minded in terms of the very wide range of values my test explores. We're not compatible enough to get married, but I wouldn't kick you out of my bed. In addition, you lik... Read more

Friend with Benefits

We seem to be somewhat like-minded in terms of the very wide range of values my test explores. We're not compatible enough to get married, but I wouldn't kick you out of my bed. You could come in ha... Read more

Top Advisor

We seem to be somewhat like-minded in terms of the very wide range of values my test explores. We're not compatible enough to get married, but I wouldn't kick you out of my bed. Additionally, you ap... Read more

You Blew It

Wow! We are totally compatible in every way. I went to the jewelry store to pick out the perfect ring for you, planned my proposal, and was beginning to bend down on one knee... when I saw your answ... Read more

Smart Ass

You, like OkCupid, have little to no appreciation for my brilliance. But riddle me this, OkCupidman: if the questions are so bad, why did they prove we're totally compatible? If you could ever handl... Read more

Dating Material

Wow! We are totally compatible in every way. Not only do you answer the questions the way I do, but you also have an appreciation for the questions themselves. I would definitely like to see you so... Read more

Marriage Material

Wow! We are totally compatible in every way. Not only do you answer the questions the way I do, but you also have an appreciation for the questions themselves. You can think for yourself and are no... Read more

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