The Zombie Awareness Test

All possible test results

BRAAAAINS.

Good work, you shambling pile of recently dead flesh. You've got a hunger, a hunger for BRAAAAAINS. Read more

Probably A Zombie

Check your pulse, are you dead? It sounds like you lack the basic survival skills to cope with a tub of butter, much less the mass rising of the recently dead. You may want to try watching some movies... Read more

Fodder.

Congrats, you stupid bastard. You're zombie fodder, future flesh to be eaten by hordes of the undead. You're a danger to other survivors, and usually you're whiny. Buck up, though. Most people fall in... Read more

Survivor

Awesome. You have what it takes to maybe, just maybe survive the horrific future in store for all mankind. You're probably not going to shoot yourself in the face, and you're not likely going to go ru... Read more

Shotgun Madman

Holy crap, you're a lunatic. A survivor, but still a lunatic, who probably shouldn't have that shotgun you've tied to your belt. You're in your element when the world comes crashing down, and you're h... Read more