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Essentially Unobjectionable

Vanilla Icecream

One of the key ingredients of vanilla icecream is always "additional water", which just about sums up your personality. You're essentially unobjectionable.

Actually you are the least annoying personality type; provided that you don't engage Charlie in any dull, listless conversation.

As you are Charlie's favourite type of person, then why not rate this test 5 stars?

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Conservativeness Distribution

    They scored 0% on Conservativeness, higher than 29% of your peers.

  • Censorship Distribution

    They scored 0% on Censorship, higher than 28% of your peers.

  • Blind_Idiocy Distribution

    They scored 0% on Blind_Idiocy, higher than 16% of your peers.

  • Being_a_Nathan Distribution

    They scored 30% on Being_a_Nathan, higher than 54% of your peers.

  • State_Invasiveness Distribution

    They scored 0% on State_Invasiveness, higher than 32% of your peers.

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Essentially Unobjectionable

One of the key ingredients of vanilla icecream is always "additional water", which just about sums up your personality. You're essentially unobjectionable. Actually you are the least annoyin... Read more

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