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TaB

You scored 4 popularity and 4 effervescence!

TaB is probably the least obscure of all the obscure sodas. That's what you are. You've been around forever, but you're not afraid to change when you need to. TaB has been reformulated at least twice, due to suspected cancer links in the sweeteners used. You know saccharin with just a pinch of aspartame is here to stay.

People may scoff at you. Only people who don't know you. People who might drink, I don't know... Diet Coke? You don't listen to those sorts. You don't need to because you know you have an edge the Diet Coke drinkers will never see.

TaB has two sides. The side that everyone sees is the helpful, friendly side. But there's the other side of you. The side that will fight for what you believe in. You may have been seen as potentially dangerous, but you're tempered by kindness. A very potent combination.

Speaking of potent: drinking 228 cans of TaB can be potent-ially lethal. Stick to a six pack, folks.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • obscurity Distribution

    They scored 4% on obscurity, higher than 21% of your peers.

  • effervescence Distribution

    They scored 4% on effervescence, higher than 49% of your peers.

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